"Do you wanna know what its like to have a fourth [child]? Just imagine you're drowning, and then someone hands you a baby... I haven't slept in 7 years." - Jim Gaffigan

Friday, March 15, 2013

Baby

My mom came over tonight and the following conversation took place.

Aaron - Grammie, do you want a baby?

My mom - What do you mean?

Aaron - You can grow a baby in your belly for a long time and when it's big enough the doctor cuts him out.

My mom - I already did that!

Peter - She did it twice, Aaron.

My mom - That's right.

Aaron - Who was your first baby? Mommy or Aunt K?

My Mom - Your mommy was my first baby.

Peter - And that was a LOOOOOOOOONG time ago.

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