"Do you wanna know what its like to have a fourth [child]? Just imagine you're drowning, and then someone hands you a baby... I haven't slept in 7 years." - Jim Gaffigan

Thursday, January 31, 2013

A Gift for Ms. Vu

Peter came home today devastated that he had forgotten to get a gift for his beloved teacher, Ms. Vu.

Peter - mom, I was so sad today because we forgot to get a card and a present for Ms. Vu's birthday today and the people who have her gifts made her smile so much.

Me - if you finish all your supper, I'll take you to the store to pick something out and you can give it to her tomorrow.

Peter - ok. Girls like soap and perfume. Can you show me where those things are?

20 minutes later, we are walking the aisles of Kmart. I point out where the perfume is and Peter's eyes widen as he grabs for the three pack of Playboy Bunny perfume. Classy.

Peter - this is perfect. Ms. Vu loves animals AND pink. Now where is the soap?

It was one aisle over, and Peter's selection was equally entertaining. He picked the jumbo pack of Irish Spring bars, and then changed his mind to the biggest jug of Dial he could find.

For the next 15 minutes we walked around looking for "other things that girls like." Eventually we had the following items in our cart:

Dial soap
Playboy Perfume
Hot pink gloves
A glittery cosmetics bag
A floral scarf
A bracelet

Peter - I think that is enough.

Me - ok, now you need to pick one thing.

Peter - well, Nicholas gave her perfume and soap, so she doesn't need those. And she has a bag. And I think she already got a bracelet. And scarves and gloves go together... Sooooo, we should get both of those.

I agreed that he could buy both and we headed to the back of the store to pick out his Valentines cards. While we were walking he stopped dead in his tracks.

Peter - put away the gloves and scarf. This is THE present (holding up a plush zebra print blanket).

It was absolutely the most entertaining shopping trip of my life.

Hopefully Ms. Vu likes zebra print as much as Peter thinks she does, but if not I got her a gift card from me so she can treat herself to something. I am guessing it won't be Playboy Perfume.




01.31.13

Rocking our baby, while watching hockey. The only way this could make me even more happy is if he was also vacuuming.

01.30.13

Making tomato skewers.

The Optimist

This afternoon I was nursing the baby and Aaron was getting in my face trying to get attention sticking his fingers in my mouth.

Me - Aaron, back up please. That is not an effective form of communication. Would you like it if I got all up in your face and tried to stick something in your mouth?!?!?

Aaron - is it chocolate?

Confidence

Peter came home from school yesterday very proud of a gingerbread girl that he had made in school.

Peter - mom, look at my gingerbread girl! Isn't she cute? I made her for Campbell.

Me - very cute. Did everyone make one?

Peter - no. All the boys made gingerbread MEN and the girls made gingerbread girls. But we were allowed to make whatever we wanted, so I made a girl.

Me - well she is really good.

Peter - some of the boys made fun of me. And they even tell me that boys don't like ponies or princesses. But I told them they are wrong because I'm a boy and I like ponies and princesses.

This is not the first time Peter has stood up to boys because he likes some more traditionally feminine toys. And every time I am so filled with pride that he has that kind of confidence and knows who he is. I'm pretty sure I didn't have that until I was at least 25, so he's way ahead of me!!!

Tuesday, January 29, 2013

Mini Vacation - Day 2

Day two of our Dad-Free mini vacation started early.  5:30am to be exact (thanks Peter).  By 6am my efforts to keep him quiet had failed and he had woken up his siblings, so I put Ice Age back on the TV while I got everyone dressed to go to breakfast (and then the pool).

By 7:30am the kids were begging for food, so we headed down stairs to hit up the breakfast buffet.  The kids ate more bacon and pancakes than a grown person would eat, but were shockingly well behaved for the meal.

After breakfast we stopped at the bathroom for a potty break and to change Campbell into her bathing suit.  While we were in the bathroom Campbell asked to sit on the potty... and POOPED!!!  WHAT?!?!?  Please understand that potty training was an uphill battle for my older boys and the prospect of a child who might be potty trained BEFORE the age of FOUR is AMAZING (ease off the Caps Lock lady).

After the party in the bathroom, we hit up the pool and swam for the next two hours until the kids were all raisin-y and cold and we needed to get ready to check out of the hotel.

I got the kids a quick bath and dressed for the day and Campbell promptly fell asleep (pooping in the potty will do that to a girl).  I let the boys watch TV while I got showered, dressed and nursed the baby.  Then it was time to wake up sleeping beauty and head out to the local Children's Museum.

The Hands-On House Children's Museum was Awesome!  We spent 2.5 hours enjoying the exhibits, but could have spent much more time there.  I highly recommend it to anyone who finds themselves in the Lancaster, PA area with kids 2-10 years old.

Here are some of the things that they liked most:

The "Pond Area" - In this section they had a boat racing station where the tables were like air hockey tables and blew air up to move little boats around.  You could push a button to make the air blow harder and race the boats.  There was also a fishing section with magnetic fishing poles to catch fish.  After catching the fish you were supposed to measure them, with the goal of catching a 10 inch fish.


The next section that the kids spent a lot of time at was the farming section.  In this section, they played with a wooden farm, pretended to drive a tractor, milked a cow, harvested corn and more.



Next the kids sort of split up.  Peter was really interested in dressing felt snowmen.  He had baskets of hats, scarves, gloves and various shaped buttons to decorate the snowmen with.


Mean while, Campbell and Aaron played in the "How Many in 20?" section where they tried to kill "germs" (it was a lesson in the importance of washing your hands for at least 20 seconds).


Next stop, was the Make- Believe stage area.  The kids dressed up in costume and Peter and Aaron put on a dragon slayer play for Campbell, Steven and me.



Next stop was the Engineering room where we made tubes into a track for whiffle balls, put toys together and did quality assurance checks using an assembly line, and much more.  I could write an entire post about this section alone, but I am getting tired.


After lot of engineering fun, we went food shopping.  The market had laminated shopping lists that the kids used as the "shopped", filling up their baskets.  Campbell enjoyed playing cashier.


The last stop on the tour of the museum was the face painting station.  Needless to say, we all (and I mean all) left looking... interesting.




The exhibits I described weren't even all the exhibits.  There was also a tree house, an igloo making station, a post office and more.  We would have stayed longer, but we had one last stop on our agenda - The Turkey Hill Experience!  Keep in mind we ALL had face paint on - so we got a few stares.

Turkey Hill started with a video about what we would be doing - creating our own ice cream flavor, designing the container and then recording a TV commercial for your ice cream flavor.  Along the way there were lots of fun games and activities to entertain the kids.

The best part was making the commercials.  Both boys are total hams, so the second the camera was on, their personalities came out. I am having trouble accessing the videos online, but Aaron's ice cream flavor can be found by clicking here.


Designing their Ice Cream labels:


After we finished our tour and creating our flavors and commercials we got to the best part - trying some Turkey Hill ice cream!  The boys both wanted mint chocolate chip, Campbell got peanut butter and I had coffee flavor - all were delicious!  We also got to sample Turkey Hill ice teas and lemonades.

We left right as they were closing and got in the car to head home and back to reality.  It was an amazing trip and we can't wait to plan more Mini Vacations.  Although next time we might have to invite Brett, who was very jealous of all the fun we had!

01.29.13

She's a big girl now.

Monday, January 28, 2013

Mini Vacation - Day 1

A couple weeks ago I saw a deal on www.certifikid.com - one night stay in a resort hotel in Lancaster, PA for $99/night including a $25 food credit and kids eat for free. And did I mention an indoor pool?  I knew Peter had a school holiday (teacher work days) coming up, so I got the brilliant idea to take all four kids on vacation... by myself.

So this morning we were up bright and early (like always), and we headed up to PA.

Our first stop was Julius Sturgis Pretzels, where we got a tour of the original factory, learning to twist pretzels and bought lots of goodies to bring home to Brett (who is a pretzel lover and was VERY jealous that he was missing out).


Next we went to That Fish Place - the biggest pet store I have ever been in.  Beyond the rooms full or fish, small cages animals, reptiles and birds; they also have "Pirates Cove" a safe to touch area where the kids got to pet real sting rays.  It was really like an indoor zoo/aquarium and entertained my kids (for FREE) for almost two hours!










After That Fish Place, Peter and Aaron had one this on their mind - SWIMMING!  We went to our hotel and after a little bed jumping, some Sponge Bob (a show they are only allowed to watch on vacation when PBS isn't on the TV) and a snack; we went down to the indoor pool.




While we were at the pool, our friends who were also coming up for the same hotel deal, checked into the hotel and joined us in the pool.  I hadn't told the kids that some of their friends would be on the trip, so they were super excited and shocked to see familiar faces.




After swimming we cleaned up and then headed to one of the hotel restaurants for dinner with friends.  At dinner Campbell made a lovely mixture of chili and applesauce and essentially painted herself, her high chair and her clothes with it.  Then she made some night handprints on my clothes and moved to eating a bowl of sour cream with her hands.  Needless to say our waitress earned a very large tip!




After dinner (and a second bath for Campbell), the kids snuggled up to watch Ice Age 4 before drifting off to sleep.

Tomorrow we have plans to go swimming after breakfast, then hit the Hands On House (a children's museum) and the Turkey Hill Ice Cream Experience before heading back to Virginia.