Painful

This morning Aaron tripped in the hallway and then came running into our room screaming.

Aaron - Mom! Dad! I broke a bone!

Brett and I laughed (because we are good parents)

Brett - Aaron, if you broke a bone you would know it. You wouldn't be able to walk and you'd be screaming. A broken bone is the worst pain you could possibly be in.

Me - Oh really Brett, have you had a baby?

Brett - Have you broken a bone?

Me - Yes, I broke my elbow.

Brett - So what was more painful? A broken bone or being in labor?

Me - Kidney stones.